She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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