Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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