careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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