I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you never un-have a 4some
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He shit in the fireplace
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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