Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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