I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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