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I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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