I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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