he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
