I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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