i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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