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(804): View more from Virginia

quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick

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(516): View more from New York

i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car

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(904): View more from Florida

I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls

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(516): View more from New York

Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating

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(605): View more from South Dakota

That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow

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(530): View more from California

momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...

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