Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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