why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
two words: eviction party
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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