8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I cannot find my penis.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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