Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i dont even know how to be here
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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