she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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