so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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