I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
