you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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