Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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