Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just google imaged poop.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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