Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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