I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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