How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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