Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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