i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
