how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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