she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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