I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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