Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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