I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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