You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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