i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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