I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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