yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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