My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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