Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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