That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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