you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
