No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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