I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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