You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
