I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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