so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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