No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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