Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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