we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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