I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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