Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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