You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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